Post Number 2

Toking Tunes


Smoke Two Joints by Sublime - This is Sublime's remake of The Toyes 1983 song, and I would say they more than do it justice. Sublime is a basic staple in drug culture, and smoke two joints is arguably their best known drug song, so smoke um if you got um. Complex Pun! Joints get underestimated and sometimes overlooked for their older brother, da blunt, but two joints will get you lifted to the perfect level with less resources.


Leaving On A Jet Plane by Slightly Stoopid - Looks like you get a double dose of stonerock today, as well as another cover of an older song. The original by John Denver has a completely different intended meaning, but Slightly Stoopid does a great job at twisting this country ballad into acceptable, tokable music.  Nothing against John Denver, he just doesn't fit the venue. If you have a bong lying around somewhere, smoke it now.


Swagga Back by Datsik and Excision - Once again it's time for your daily dubstep dosage, and Swagga Back delivers with free overnight shipping. Also if it doesn't come within half an hour, you get it for free! Beat drops at :52, and you damn well better be ready for it. This is a little grimier than yesterday's Flux, but the chorus brings things together so well that you really can't complain.

High Jives


Hold The Line by Major Lazer - When M.I.A. first introduced Diplo and Switch, it was pretty much a sure thing that something crazy would evolve from it. Well, here it is.  Major Lazer is a fictional cartoon character,^[1] who (according to press releases) fought as a Jamaican commando who lost his arm in a secret zombie war in1984.^[2] He fights vampires and various monsters, parties hard, and has a rocket-powered hoverboard. (Thanks Wikipedia). This new sound is funky and crazy enough to make me forgive Diplo for selling out on that Blackberry Commercial, granted, it is an awesome commercial. 




Lovely Allen by Holy Fuck - No idea what this is but I like it. I've heard a couple Holy Fuck songs before, and I wasn't really blown away by any of them, but the music video makes it obvious how talented these guys are. I guess I'd call this post wave, and I think it proves that you can still rock out even if your on soundboard/synthesizer. If you like this you should check out Grease Fire by the same artist.

Speaking Dankly
Go buy a snickers bar. Right now. You'll be glad you did.
Speaking of which, did I ever tell you about the time I smoked out of a milky way? Probably not since this is only the 2nd blog post. Well, you just stick it in the freezer for a bit, poke a long hole through it lengthwise (a pencil works, but thinner is better. I used a chopstick). Then fashion a lil bowl that connects to the long hole, and if you want to get fancy you can add a carb on the side as well. You'll probably only get to smoke a bowl or two before it starts to melt and lose structural integrity, but then you get to eat it!

Watch Adult Swim

Also, while we're on adult swim, this is great. http://games.adultswim.com/hemp-tycoon-puzzle-online-game.html

Stoner's Corner
I'll be honest, I'm straight up dying to own this. 60 bucks for a quality percolator bong with a diffused downstem? I'd be a fool not to. Once again though, I've got to wait til the weekend so I can make the cash to fund such a purchase. I just need to find a distraction until I've got the dough, and by distraction I mean home made grav bong.